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wanted: boobies

09/09/01 @ 10:32 p.m.

The birth of feminism is undoubtedly one of the greatest advances in the history of mankind, and having been raised by a single mother I truly respect women and see them, at the very least, as equals. I respect them for their minds and feel shame at how many men see them only as sex objects. But having said that, like every other man in the universe, I have the ambition to see every pair of boobs that has ever graced God’s green earth.
I know boobs are basically crap. I know they’re just round lumps of fat with smaller round things on top, but I just can’t help thinking they’re the greatest thing in the wide world. And it’s a basic design flaw that boobs were given to females because – barring lesbians – women don’t appreciate them as much as men do.
I don’t have boobs of my own. That’s a tragedy. I know people will say that if men had boobs they’d never get any work done, but I’m stuck in the house all day anyway so it doesn’t matter to me. Surely I should be an exception to the genetic rule?
After a couple days of thinking, planning and organising, I’ve decided how best to solve the problem that is my lack of boobage: a boob amnesty. Any women who don’t think much of their boobs should take them to their nearest boob depot, for redistribution to boobless men. They will not be punished for their lack of appreciation while the amnesty is running. And thousands of men who until now have lacked the boobs they crave will skip happily down the streets of England, tears running down their cheeks, hands running up their chests. Truly, it will be a beautiful world.
And women, too, will benefit from the boob amnesties. The two world wars advanced feminism because women had to participate in the workforce while men were being shot, proving that their stereotypes were false; under the amnesty, those men whose obsessions dwarf my own would give up their jobs to tickle their tits full time, leaving gaps in the workforce that only women could fill. They could finally push through the glass ceiling that exists even today, and look down with disgust at their boob-obsessed employees. Our stupidity’s there, ladies – use it against us while you can!
It’s the perfect plan. It’s a win-win situation. Contact your local MP for advice on your nearest boob depot and give whatever you can. Thankyou.

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wanted: boobies
09/09/01 @ 10:32 p.m.
The birth of feminism is undoubtedly one of the greatest advances in the history of mankind, and having been raised by a single mother I truly respect women and see them, at the very least, as equals. I respect them for their minds and feel shame at how many men see them only as sex objects. But having said that, like every other man in the universe, I have the ambition to see every pair of boobs that has ever graced God’s green earth. I know boobs are basically crap. I know they’re just round lumps of fat with smaller round things on top, but I just can’t help thinking they’re the greatest thing in the wide world. And it’s a basic design flaw that boobs were given to females because – barring lesbians – women don’t appreciate them as much as men do. I don’t have boobs of my own. That’s a tragedy. I know people will say that if men had boobs they’d never get any work done, but I’m stuck in the house all day anyway so it doesn’t matter to me. Surely I should be an exception to the genetic rule? After a couple days of thinking, planning and organising, I’ve decided how best to solve the problem that is my lack of boobage: a boob amnesty. Any women who don’t think much of their boobs should take them to their nearest boob depot, for redistribution to boobless men. They will not be punished for their lack of appreciation while the amnesty is running. And thousands of men who until now have lacked the boobs they crave will skip happily down the streets of England, tears running down their cheeks, hands running up their chests. Truly, it will be a beautiful world. And women, too, will benefit from the boob amnesties. The two world wars advanced feminism because women had to participate in the workforce while men were being shot, proving that their stereotypes were false; under the amnesty, those men whose obsessions dwarf my own would give up their jobs to tickle their tits full time, leaving gaps in the workforce that only women could fill. They could finally push through the glass ceiling that exists even today, and look down with disgust at their boob-obsessed employees. Our stupidity’s there, ladies – use it against us while you can! It’s the perfect plan. It’s a win-win situation. Contact your local MP for advice on your nearest boob depot and give whatever you can. Thankyou.
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