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i do be dumb!

13/10/01 @ 10:22 p.m.

You know what pisses me off? Pretty much everything. You’ve probably guessed that much if you’ve read more than two entries, but specifically what’s pissing me off right now is that for most of the last two weeks I’ve been too ill to actually write about the things that piss me off! And nothing pisses me off more than that!

Just because I’ve been tired doesn’t mean I haven’t been pissed off by stuff, and not being able to express that irritation just makes it worse! Even today I’m not really up to a full rant, but this is the best I’ve been for a while so at least I can update with some kind of coherence. It seems somehow fitting to pay tribute to the immense stupidity I have when I’m this tired, to explain why I’ve been too afraid to write anything:

I ate a chocolate last week and thought to myself “this tastes green”; a few days ago my left foot hit my right foot as I walked into the kitchen, and my brain told me I’d stepped on a ferret; a little while back I was drawing a doodle of a pig and had to ask a friend if they had ears; my dad once phoned me and I didn’t recognise his voice; I went to park my car in my usual space at uni, saw a car like mine parked there, and thought to myself “Ooh, I must be here already.”

There’s no way around it, there’s no ambiguity, there’s no other conclusion to reach: I’m dumb, and it pisses me off!

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