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celebrity yawner
02/08/02 @ 5:04 p.m.
After years of fruitless searching, after countless jeers and jibes from my peers who said my quest was pointless, I've finally reached my impossible goal. I've discovered the least newsworthy news item the world has ever seen. I've had a few false starts, most of them involving Liz Hurley, but I know this time I've really uncovered it. There can be no doubt. News will never get more pointless than this: Mariella Frostrup yawns!
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