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cut out and keep

05/08/01 @ 7:48 p.m.

The title of this entry is not to be confused with my best-selling book on dating, "Put Out And Keep", because this is a different subject altogether.

When religious people come round trying to convert, I have to choose between rudeness (which is fun), and arguing properly (which is also fun but takes more effort), but whichever I do they always, always manage to make me take one of their leaflets. I tell them I won't read it and as soon as the door's shut it's in the bin, but they make me take it anyway.

So I've decided the only defence against this is to make a leaflet of my own. They give me one, I give them one. It's only fair. So I figured I'd post it here so people too lazy to make their own can print it out, cut it out, and give it out.

And don't bitch about how long it takes to load!

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