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rudies
18/10/01 @ 12:39 p.m.
Think I swear too much? You'll have to get used to it, cuz I'm a big fan of swearing. Not because it’s big or clever, but cuz it’s stupid. These words were invented just to be offensive, and people get offended by them just cuz they’ve been told to! It’s international peer-pressure! Don’t find them rude, you dumb bastards, they’re meaningless! Words are only combinations of squiggles that we attach meanings to, so “hits” isn’t offensive, but “shit” is, even though it’s exactly the same squiggles. Is it the order of the squiggles that people find offensive? I just don’t get it. Would someone tell me why “shit” or “fuck” upsets you?! I really inka why the denn upsets you so much. Seeing as other people invented words for us to gasp at, I figured I’d have a go. So, now, whenever you see the word “chen” you have to be deeply offended, you dumb chens. It’s pretty chenning easy, making up swearwords. Ooh, wash my mouth out! But why the feb should we be offended just cuz some chen thinks we should be? It's just dumb. The people who get offended by swearwords are a bunch of dorns and tinks, and they can kiss my parker. If they’d brecko any kind of misship into it they’d unken these were just words made up specifically to be orden, so we have no actual reason beyond that to be ordened by them. Like they say, filder seven inker, cuz lepper insten won’t ever thap the winsor.
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