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08/07/02 @ 12:26 p.m.
I submitted my diary to a few review sites recently, not because I care what the reviewers think, but because I’m a sleazy, shameless traffic-whore suckling hits from Diaryland’s over-worked teat. Ordinarily I find it vaguely annoying when people complain about the reviews they get because they shouldn’t submit their diaries if they can’t take the criticism, but I’ve really got to have a quick rant about the review I got here. I’m not complaining about the score or even that this guy doesn’t like me, but I really can’t believe that the sarcasm was so missed, and that the point of the diary was missed so completely. My mind is literally in the process of being boggled at the thought of it. And it’s made me wonder now what other people think of this thing. I’ve just assumed that people will know when I’m taking the piss, but this guy seems to think I’m some po-faced would-be-terrorist, wreaking my revenge on the world that has forsaken me via a community of online diarists. What do you people think of me? Do you think I’m genuinely suggesting we impregnate underage Europeans? Do you think I really model myself on Richard Nixon? Do you think I’m really planning to murder my neighbours, or that I hate the entire world because I had a nosebleed? Just how stupid are you people? Are you so dense you can’t tell I’m taking the piss when I call Bethlehem a has-been? Are you all so allergic to sarcasm that you think I really did struggle with the horror of needing glasses? You people are idiots!
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